I say penis you say...festival?

Its springtime and in Japan [and everywhere else] with the new season comes festivals;

in this case, penis and vagina festivals.

The pictures could potentially be a little graphic so I'll leave the link

and let you scroll through the article and images yourself.

Be sure to see the spinning phallic sculpture as well as the coveted 'giant vagina'.

have an awesome day

Classify this under 'what the shit'

Jaw droppingly weird and definitely not sold on the chips.

But I laughed and you did too.

{ geekologie }

AJAP

One of my best friends came home today for spring break!

I miss the shit out of her when she's gone,

along with my other two besties who go to school in New York.

On the upside I'll be seeing her with my other soul sister Tess 

at Coachella in about 24 days.

What's even more awesome is that I will be seeing Alisa AGAIN

when I go to visit her in Santa Cruz in May.

Then its Summer.

YES.

Update: 

Alisa is one of the coolest people you will ever meet.

her sense of style, her ability to sip on bourbon right out of the bottle, 

her vintage thrift store finds, her weird outlandish behavior, 

to know her is to love her. 

My best friend of 15 years.

gross

As we all know Europe is way ahead of

all of us [ especially the U.S. ]

But c'mon guys, seriously? Is it so hard for us to just grow

real food? Is it so difficult to have morals? 

I guess so.

Get your leather on.

Happy early birthday to me!

I have a serious shoe-crush

on these new bad boys I purchased today.

All made possible by my darling

boyfriend who gave me a gift certificate to Fred Segal,

[ one of my most favorite stores ]

for one of my Christmas presents.

so Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas to yours truly!

Crystal Knuckles.

Laurent Milon,

these are pretty kick-ass.

Wearing them on a daily

bases could potentially be life threatening 

but, c'mon all in the name of fashion.

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Lacey's

Yes, I absolutely need these.

Okay, maybe 'need' isn't the proper

word. But, since summer's approaching...

and pairing these with my dresses, shorts, skirts 

[ not that I really ever wear skirts ],

etc.

warrant's the word NEED.